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SEVENTEEN MEETS SEVENTY (a poem)
What’s with the hat?
It’s called a fedora.
Do men still wear those?
Not really, I’m paying tribute.
Tribute to what?
To the past. Everything
was better in the past.
That’s crazy.
You sound like an old man.
I am an old man.
Look at my eyebrows.
Yeah, they’re horrific.
Nose hairs are annoying, too.
That’s gross.
I told you; everything
was better in the past.
Enough with the nose hairs.
Are you rich?
Rich enough.
What does that mean?
I’ve never gone hungry and
always had a roof over my head.
I’ve got a few people who love me, too.
That’s it?
That’s enough.
Sounds pretty sparse.
How are you set for money?
Once I had too much . . .
Too much?!?!?
. . . then I had too little.
Now I have enough.
There’s that word again: enough.
I came to the idea late.
Now I live by it.
Did you get married?
Twice. So far.
Oh for crying out loud!
Life is hard. Stuff happens.
Tell me one thing that’s really important.
Fiber.
You’re kidding; right?
Nope, completely serious.
You’re weird.
Hang in there, kid;
you’re in for one hell of a ride.

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HA! Love this
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love it! I’m laughing as I leave school today!!
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Very funny with an element of truth. Enjoyed it.
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